As I’ve taken time to reflect on what I’m thankful for this month (I’ll share that next week), it’s also come to my attention some things that I’m not thankful for. In fact, they are things that really irritate me.
This week, I’m really not thankful for SPAM – not the pressed meat kind – the irritating email kind. Thankfully, it gets caught in my spam filter, but still requires me to scan through and separate the wheat from the chaff.
Here’s a selection from this week. Love is always in the air in spam-land. Or, they really think my love-life needs attention. That’s kind of big brother-ish. Like when there’s an ad for Haagen Dazs on the side of your Facebook page. Followed by an ad for Spanx. Eerie. Downright eerie. Begone! Get out of my Facebook, goblins! Thankfully, my side bar ads have evolved over time. Here is my current view.
Yes, a look into one of my weaknesses…but at least not one that involves creamy frozen treats and foundation garments.
Please note – the spelling and grammatical errors on the SPAM that follows are intentional as these are taken directly from my inbox.
- Enjoy more from your loving life
- Feel pride for being a real man
- A full line of products for failures in bed
- If you really need good relathionship with wife
- Win your babe’s addiction
- She deserves the excellent loving life
- Give to your female partner night ultimate of live
- Intimate life improver equipment
- Check this potence enhancer
- A total line of products for bad potence
- Your every night will be total of flame
- The hottest way to please your beloved one
- Keep her chuffed every day
I’m pretty up on things, yet t I have no idea what it means to be chuffed every day, but I’m pretty sure I don’t want to be.
Who writes this stuff? I have visions of some guy in a room in Kazakhstan who maybe looks a little bit like this:
Thanks for reading. May you all have the excellent loving life!